Laugh It Up

Posted on: April 9th, 2014 by ckopacek

Need a stress reliever? Try some laughter with one of these audiobooks.

Aged and Confused

Aged and Confused

by Bill Engvall

Contents: Aged and confused -= School bus kid — Clubbing at 50 —  Game night —  Bad turbulence —  Shark frenzy — Zip line —  Birthday suit — Pick my nose — Getting recognized — Colonoscopy

Andy and his grandmother

Andy and His Grandmother

by Andy Kaufman

Contents: Andy is making a record — Andy and his grandmother — Andy’s land live — Andy loves his tape recorder — Slice of life — Andy goes to the movies — Kick in the pants — Andy can talk to animals — I’m not capable of having a relationship — Hookers — Andy and his grandmother go for a drive — Sleep comedy — [HONK!] vs. [DOG] A — – [HONK!] vs. [DOG] B — Andy goes for a taxi ride — Andy’s English friend Paul — I want those tapes.

Bill Cosby

Bill Cosby: Far from Finished

by Bill Cosby

Contents: The girrrlfriend ; The wife ; The room my wife gave me ; She’s not your friend ; My code name ; GPS — Chocolate chip cookies ; You’re not rich ; I didn’t ask to be born ; Bernadette (bonus track) ; Otis (bonus track).

Its not me its you

It’s Not Me, It’s You

by George Lopez

Contents: Latinos work — Talking sh*t — Racist grandmother — Raising our kids — Trick or treating — Almost swimming — Baby proofing — Ethnic shopping — Intervention — Drunk wedding — I don’t snore! — Latino vote  – White house visit

Laughter Therapy

Laughter Therapy

by Peter Sagal

Looking for an alternative to the seriously reliable, soothing yet informative sound of NPR? Try NPR! Prepare to be surprised by this collection of unbelievable news, bloopers, and interviews with some of the funniest personalities on the planet. The time honored tradition of hoax stories that NPR airs every April 1st brings exploding maple trees in Maine, talking dogs in Ohio, farm raised whales in Illinois, and bubbling cheese springs in Wisconsin. National Public Radio presents encounters with funny personalities and memorable, unbelievable April Fool’s Day “news” segments from various NPR radio programs..

Mike and Mikes

Mike and Mike’s Rules for Sports and Life

by Mike Greenberg

The ESPN comedy team presents an offbeat list of sports rules to live by, in a treasury of provocative ideas and proclamations culled from their top-rated morning show.

My Weakness is Strong

My Weakness is Strong

by Patton Oswalt

Contents: Text — Birth — Fat — Treadmill — Whisky and Weed and L.S.D. — The Sad Boy — The Oswalt Family Crest — Rats — Orgy — Lofty Thoughts — First — Obama…and Time Travel…and Coolness…and the Last Racist — Demons — Sky Cake — Grocery Robots — Airplane — The Magician.

Old Jews Telling Jokes

O ld Jews Telling Jokes

by Sam Hoffman

Contents: disc 1 (59:27): Introduction — The Jewish mother — Who are the Jews? — Coming to America — Moving to the suburbs. disc 2 (55:25): The Rabbi — Food — Husband and wives — Sex.disc 3 (63:50): Oral sex — Illness and doctors — Getting old — Death — A joke about jokes.

Sh*t My Dad Says

Sh*t My Dad Says

by Justin Halpern

Tuesdays with Morrie meets F My Life in this hilarious coming-of-age book about a son’s relationship with his foul-mouthed father by the 29-year-old comedy writer who created the massively popular Twitter feed of the same name.

Tales From the Dad Side

Tales From The Dad Side

by Steve Doocy

Contents: Birth: dad on arrival — School: don’t eat the paste — Duty: young men in uniform — Trouble: fatherhood is hard, get a helmet — Legacy: should I follow, Tom or Dianne Sawyer? — Jobs: I was a teenage bread pirate — Dexterous dad: my father is Martha Stewart — Rivalry: never lick a steak knife — Sports: the coach bag — Work: take mom’s spy to work day — Male call: things only dad can teach a boy — My father: Jim Dandy –Humor: the joker gene — Independence: driving Miss Doocy — Sex: the birds, the bees & the rubber what? — Worry: don’t fall off the volcano — Booze: from tang to Tangueray — Role reversal: the parent trapped — Letting go: I can’t cut the cord — College: can we pay with bonus miles? — Pride: dad, stop pushing me around! — Emotion: daddy’s mascara is running — Landmarks: innings and outings of life — Road trip: what happens in Dublin, stays in Dublin — Loose ends: goodnight moon — The list: what every father must teach his child — Thank yous and shout outs.

 

Time to Think Gardening

Posted on: March 23rd, 2014 by ckopacek

It’s time to start planning your garden.

All New Square Foot Gardening

All New Square Foot Gardening

by Mel Bartholomew

Rapidly increasing in popularity, square foot gardening is the most practical, foolproof way to grow a home garden.  Now, with the publication of All New Square Foot Gardening, Second Edition, the essential guide to his unique step-by-step method has become even better. Mel developed his techniques back in the early 1980s and has been teaching them throughout the world ever since. In the process, he has made improvements and refinements and continually adapted his practices to keep pace with modern times. In this new volume, Bartholomew furthers his discussion on one of the most popular gardening trends today: vertical gardening. He also explains how you can make gardening fun for kids by teaching them the square foot method. Finally, an expanded section on pest control helps you protect your precious produce.

Beautiful Edible Garden

The Beautiful Edible Garden

by Leslie Bennett

We’ve all seen the vegetable garden overflowing with corn, tomatoes, and zucchini that looks good for a short time, but then quickly turns straggly and unattractive. If you want to grow food but you don’t want your yard to look like a farm, what can you do? The Beautiful Edible Garden shares how to not only grow organic fruits and vegetables, but also make your garden a place of year-round beauty that is appealing, enjoyable, and fits your personal style.

Derek Fells Grow This

Derek Fell’s Grow This

by Derek Fell

Derek Fell has grown hundreds of varieties and annually visits gardens and test plots across America, so he’s qualified to guide gardeners to the best of the best—more than 600 vegetable, flower, herb, and lawn grass all-stars. He offers honest feedback about plant performance, even when it contradicts favorable public opinion or a grower’s claims. Seed racks may be filled with ‘Kentucky Wonder’ snap beans, but he dismisses that variety as too fibrous and needy and instead recommends ‘Blue Lake’ beans for tenderness and high yields. Fell’s firsthand experience means the difference between choosing plant winners and losers.

New Sunset Western Garden Book

The New Sunset Western Garden Book

by Kathleen Norris Brenzel

As surely as gardens change with the seasons, gardening is ever changing. New plants, techniques, materials, and lifestyles are constantly broadening the choices you have and reshaping the way you garden in the West. In response to this natural evolution, the editors of Sunset -the West’s most trusted source of gardening information for more than 80 years-have completely redesigned and updated The Western Garden Book. This edition includes a fresh new look, thousands of color photographs, fresh illustrations, and an easy-to-follow format. Written by experts for gardeners in the West, this book is an indispensable reference for beginning and expert gardeners alike.

Speedy Vegetable Garden

The Speedy Vegetable Garden

by Mark Diacono

Typically, vegetable gardening is about the long view: peas sown in spring aren’t harvested until summer, and tomatoes started indoors in February can’t be eaten until July. But it’s not true for all plants. Some things can be planted and eaten in weeks, days, even hours. The Speedy Vegetable Garden highlights more than 50 quick crops, with complete information on how to sow, grow, and harvest each plant, and sumptuous photography that provides inspiration and a visual guide for when to harvest.

Straw Bale Gardens

Straw Bale Gardens

by Joel Karsten

Joel Karsten’s step-by-step guide offers all the information you need to make your own straw bale garden today. In this lushly photographed volume, Karsten shares all of the secrets he has developed over years of teaching eager students the miracle of straw bale gardening. You’ll learn how to locate and choose straw bales, then how to condition and plant them for the earliest possible start. You’ll master Karsten’s methods for combating plant pests and maximizing space by applying the principles of vertical gardening to his straw bales. Whether it’s seedlings or seeds, veggies or flowers, there is practically no limit to the plant varieties that will prosper in a straw bale garden—and with Karsten’s breakthrough gardening guide, you can do it all yourself.

Touch a Butterfly

Touch a Butterfly

by April Pulley Sayre

Gardening with children is a pleasure in itself, but when you learn to include wildlife in your plans, gardening becomes an even more joyful family experience. Creating a garden that invites wildlife opens up a wider world of nature for investigation, inspiration, and delight. Begin to see your yard from an animal’s perspective; discover plants that attract colorful birds and bugs; embrace sensory experiences that native plants and creatures bring; and understand how your yard fits into the surrounding landscape. Along the way you will discover simple ways you can actively support wildlife in your immediate environment, no matter where you live.

Trellises Planters and Raised Beds

Trellises, Planters & Raised Beds

 by Cool Springs Press

A step-by-step guide that gives any gardener all the information needed to make garden furnishings that are both simple and beautiful. This book includes 50 complete plans for trellises, raised beds, planters, window boxes, and just about any imaginable project you can make to train and display plants in your garden and around your home.

Your Midwest Garden

Your Midwest Garden

 by Jan Riggenbach

Annuals and perennials, shrubs and vines, fruits and vegetables, wildflowers, bulbs, and herbs: As readable as it is useful, this book reviews the familiar, reconsiders old favorites, and introduces dozens of surprising and seldom-grown plants ideal for Midwest gardens and landscapes. Illustrated with color photos from the author’s garden, it provides tips on plant placement and care, starting seeds and making compost, matching specimens and sites, combating insects and diseases, simplifying garden chores, designing for winter beauty, and myriad other ways of enriching and enjoying your Midwest garden.

 

 

Books to be Made into Movies

Posted on: January 29th, 2014 by ckopacek

Read the book before the movie hits theaters in 2014.

Far from the Madding Crowd

Far from the Madding Crowd

by Thomas Hardy

When the beautiful and spirited Bathsheba Everdene inherits her own farm, she attracts three very different suitors: the seemingly commonplace, man-of-the-soil Gabriel Oak, the dashing young soldier, Francis Troy, and the respectable, middle-aged Farmer Boldwood. Her choice, and the tragedy it provokes, lie at the centre of Hardy’s ambivalent story.

 

The Giver

The Giver

by Lois Lowry

Given his lifetime assignment at the Ceremony of Twelve, Jonas becomes the receiver of memories shared by only one other in his community and discovers the terrible truth about the society in which he lives.

 

 

Gone Girl

Gone Girl

by Gillian Flynn

On the morning of his fifth wedding anniversary, Nick’s wife Amy suddenly disappears. The police immediately suspect Nick. Amy’s friends reveal that she was afraid of him, that she kept secrets from him. He swears it isn’t true. A police examination of his computer shows strange searches. He says they aren’t his. And then there are the persistent calls on his mobile phone. So what really did happen to Nick’s beautiful wife?

 

Graveyard Book

The Graveyard Book

by Neil Gaiman

After the grisly murder of his entire family, a toddler wanders into a graveyard where the ghosts and other supernatural residents agree to raise him as one of their own.

 

 

In the Heart of the Sea

In the Heart of the Sea : the tragedy of the whaleship Essex

by Nathaniel Philbrick

In 1819, the Essex left Nantucket for the South Pacific with twenty crew members aboard. In the middle of the South Pacific the ship was rammed and sunk by an angry sperm whale. The crew drifted for more than ninety days in three tiny whaleboats, succumbing to weather, hunger, disease, and ultimately turning to drastic measures in the fight for survival.

 

Maze Runner

The Maze Runner

by James Dashner

Sixteen-year-old Thomas wakes up with no memory in the middle of a maze and realizes he must work with the community in which he finds himself if he is to escape.

 

 

A Most Wanted Man

A Most Wanted Man : a novel

by John Le Carré

A half-starved young Russian man claiming to be a devout Muslim, an idealistic young German civil rights lawyer, and a sixty-year-old scion of a failing British bank based in Hamburg form an unlikely alliance as the rival spies of Germany, England and America scent a sure kill in the “War on Terror,” and converge upon the innocents.

 

Serena

Serena : a novel

by Ron Rash

The year is 1929, and newlyweds George and Serena Pemberton travel from Boston to the North Carolina mountains where they plan to create a timber empire. When Serena learns that she will never bear a child, she sets out to murder the son George fathered without her. When Serena suspects George is protecting his illegitimate family, the Pembertons’ intense, passionate marriage starts to unravel as the story moves toward its shocking reckoning.

 

This is Where I leave You

This is Where I Leave You

by Jonathan Tropper

Siblings who spend more time quarreling than together reluctantly agree to their dying father’s request: to spend the seven days following the funeral together in the same house. Like a family.

 

 

Wild

Wild : from lost to found on the Pacific Crest Trail

by Cheryl Strayed

A powerful, blazingly honest, inspiring memoir: the story of a 1,100 mile solo hike that broke down a young woman reeling from catastrophe–and built her back up again.

 

 

 

 

 

Bridge to Reading

Posted on: January 29th, 2014 by ckopacek

Check out the nominees for the Bridge To Reading Picture Book award for 2014.

Click Here to visit the Bridge To Reading web site.

Baby Bear Sees Blue

Baby Bear Sees Blue

by Ashley Wolff

Leaving the den as the weather warms, Baby Beardiscovers blue birds, red strawberries, orange butterflies, and other colorful things in nature.

 

Bear and Bee

 Bear and Bee

by Sergio Ruzzier

A hungry bear discovers that bees are not terrible monsters who never share their honey.

 

Count the Monkeys

Count the Monkeys

by Mac Barnett

The reader is invited to count the animals that have frightened the monkeys off the pages.

 

Duckling gets a Cookie

The Duckling Gets A Cookie?

by Mo Williems

Pigeon is very angry when the duckling gets a cookiejust by asking politely.

 

Find a Cow

 Find A Cow Now

by Janet Stevens

Tired of hearing Dog yipping at chairs and trying to round up rugs, Bird tells him to go to the country to find a cow, but this is one cattle dog who does not know a cow when he sees one.

 

Its a Tiger

It’s A Tiger

by David Larochelle

A child imagines that he is in a story where he encounters a tiger at every turn.

 

One Special Day

One Special Day

by Lola Schaefer

An energetic and imaginative boy becomes a big brother.

 

Ribbit

Ribbit

by Fodrigo Folguiera

When a pig visits a frog pond, sits on a rock, and says only “Ribbit!”, news spreads fast but only the wise old beetle has an explanation.

 

Tap the Magic Tree

Tap the Magic Tree

by Christie Matheson

Invites the reader to tap, rub, touch, and wiggle illustrations to make an apple tree bloom, produce fruit, and lose its leaves.

 

 

Broadway Shows

Posted on: December 5th, 2013 by ckopacek

Relive some of your favorite Broadway shows by listening to the soundtrack.

Anything GoesAnything Goes

music & lyrics by Cole Porter

Contents: Overture — I get a kick out of you — There’s no cure like travel/Bon voyage — You’re the top — Easy to love — Easy to love reprise — The crew song — There’ll always be a lady fair — Friendship — It’s de-lovely — Anything goes (5:48) — Public enemy number one — Blow, Gabriel, blow — Goodbye, little dream, goodbye — Be like the blue bird — All through the night — The gypsy in me — Buddie beware (3:28) — Finale.

Book of MormonThe Book of Mormon

book, music, and lyrics by Trey Parker, Robert Lopez, Matt Stone

Contents: Hello! — Two by two — You and me (but mostly me) — Hasa diga eebowai — Turn it off — I am here for you — All-American prophet — Sal tlay ka siti — Man up — Making things up again — Spooky Mormon hell dream — I believe — Baptize me — I am Africa — Joseph Smith, American Moses — Tomorrow is a latter day. Performer: Various performers; starring Andrew Rannells; Josh Gad, Nikki M. James ; Stephen Oremus, musical director, conductor.

GodspellGodspell

music and new lyrics by Stephen Schwartz

Contents: Tower of Babble — Prepare ye — Save the people — Day by day — Learn your lessons well — Bless the Lord — All for the best — All good gifts — Light of the world — Turn back, o man — Alas for you — By my side — We beseech thee — Beautiful city — On the willows — Finale — Bonus tracks: Beautiful city (sung by John Ondrasik of Five for Fighting) ; Learn your lessons well (after hours). Performer: Various performers.

HairHair

music by Galt MacDermot; book and lyrics by Gerome Ragni & James Rado

Contents: Aquarius — Donna — Hashish — Sodomy — Colored spade — Manchester England — I’m black ; Ain’t got no — Sheila Franklin ; I believe in love — Ain’t got no grass — Air — Kama sutra ; The stone age — I got life — Initials — Going down — Hair — My conviction — Easy to be hard — Don’t put it down — Frank Mills — Hare Krishna ; Be-in — Where do I go? — Electric blues — Oh great God of power ; Manchester England (reprise) — Black boys — White boys — Walking in space — Minuet/African drums — Yes, I’s finished on y’all’s farmlands — Four score ; Abie baby — Give up all desires ; Hail Mary ; Roll call — Three-five-zero-zero — What a piece of work is man ; How dare they try — Good morning starshine — Aquarius goodnights ; Ain’t got no ; Yip up the sun — The flesh failures ; Eyes look your last ; Let the sun shine in — Curtain call: Hair (reprise) — Curtain call: Let the sun shine in (reprise). Performer: Sasha Allen, Allison Case, Gavin Creel, Caissie Levy, Darius Nichols, Bryce Ryness, Kacie Sheik, Will Swenson ; supporting cast ; band ; Nadia Digiallonardo, conductor, keyboards.

Kinky BootsKinky Boots

book by Harvey Fierstein ; music & lyrics by Cyndi Lauper

Contents: Price and Son theme ; The most beautiful thing in the world — Take what you got — Land of Lola — Charlie’s soliloquy — Step one — Sex is in the heel — The history of wrong guys — Not my father’s son — Everybody say yeah — What a woman wants — In this corner — Charlie’s soliloquy reprise — Soul of a man — Hold me in your heart — Raise you up ; Just be. Performer: Stark Sands, Billy Porter, Annaleigh Ashford, Celina Carvajal, Daniel Stewart Sherman, Marcus Neville.

MemphisMemphis

music by David Bryan ; lyrics by Joe DiPietro and David Bryan ; book by Joe DiPietro

Contents: Underground — Music of my soul — Scratch my itch — Ain’t nothin’ but a kiss — Everybody wants to be black on a Saturday night — Make me stronger — Colored woman — Someday — She’s my sister — Radio — Say a prayer — Crazy little Huey — Big love — Love will stand when all else falls — Stand up — Change don’t come easy — Tear down the house — Memphis lives in me — Steal your rock ‘n’ roll — Bonus track: Music of my soul (David Bryan). Performer: Chad Kimball ; Montego Glover ; Derrick Baskin ; J. Bernard Calloway ; James Monroe Iglehart ; Michael McGrath ; Cass Morgan ; other artists ; The Memphis Band ; Kenny J. Seymour, conductor, keyboard 1.

MotownMotown the Musical

Contents: Battle of the stars : Papa was a rolling stone (Prologue) / I can’t help myself (Sugar Pie Honey Bunch) / Ain’t too proud to beg / Baby I need your loving / I can’t get next to you / Reach out I’ll be there / (I know) I’m losing you — Hey Joe (Black like me) — Get ready / Dancing in the street — Motorotwn revue : Please Mr. Postman / You’ve really got a hold on me / Do you love me — Where did our love go / Stop! In the name of love — My girl — You’re all I need to get by — War / What’s going on — I heard it through the grapevine — I want you back / ABC / The loves you save — Reach out and touch (somebod’ys hand) — Happy birthday / Signed , sealed, delivered I’m yours — Can I close the door (on love) — Ain’t no mountain high enough. Performer: Various performers.

My Fair LadyMy Fair Lady

music by Frederick Loewe ; book and lyrics by Alan Jay Lerner

Contents: Overture — Why can’t the English? — Wouldn’t it be loverly — With a little bit of luck — I’m an ordinary man — Just you wait — The rain in Spain — I could have danced all night — Ascot gavotte — On the street where you live — You did it — Show me — Get me to the church on time — A hymn to him — Without you — I’ve grown accustomed to her face. Performer: Rex Harrison, Julie Andrews, Stanley Holloway ; Franz Allers, conductor.

PippinPippin

music and lyrics by Stephen Schwartz

Contents: Magic to do — Corner of the sky — War is a science — Glory — Simple joys — No time at all — With you — Spread a little sunshine — Morning glow — Entr’acte — On the right track — Kind of woman — Extraordinary — Love song — I guess I’ll miss the man — Finale — Bonus tracks: Corner of the sky (sing-a-long) — Simple joys (sing-a-long) — Kind of woman (sing-a-long) — Extraordinary (sing-a-long). Performer: Matthew James Thomas (Pippin) ; Patina Miller (Leading Player) ; Terrence Mann (Charles) ; Charlotte d’Amboise (Fastrada) ; Rachel Bay Jones (Catherine) ; Andrea Martin (Berthe) ; supporting singers and musicians ; Charlie Alterman, conductor.

South PacificSouth Pacific

Contents: Overture — Dites-moi — A cockeyed optimist — Twin soliloquies — Some enchanted evening — Bloody Mary — There is nothin’ like a dame — Bali Ha’i — My girl back home — I’m gonna wash that man right outta my hair — Reprise: Some enchanted evening — Wonderful guy — Reprise: Bali Ha’i — Younger than springtime — Reprise: A wonderful guy — This is how it feels — Finale Act I — Entr’acte — Happy talk — Reprise: Younger than springtime — Honey bun — You’ve got to be carefully taught — This nearly was mine — Reprise: Some enchanted evening — Reprise: Honey bun — Finale ultimo. Performer: Kelli O’Hara, Paulo Szot, vocals

 

WickedWicked

music & lyrics by Stephen Schwartz ; book by Winnie Holzman

Contents: disc 1. Wicked : original cast recording. No one mourns the wicked ; Dear old shiz ; The wizard and I ; What is this feeling? ; Something bad ; Dancing through life ; Popular ; I’m not that girl ; One short day ; A sentimental man ; Defying gravity ; Thank goodness ; Wonderful ; I’m not that girl (reprise) ; As long as you’re mine ; No good deed ; March of the witch hunters ; For good ; Finale — disc 2. Special bonus recording. For good ; I’m not that girl ; Making good ; Wicked : Die Hexen von Oz (German cast recording). Solang ich dich hab = As lonb as you’re mine ; Gutes tun = No good deed ; Uikeddo (Japanese cast recording). Jinnsei wo odori-akase = Dancing through life ; Popyuraa = Popular ; Defying gravity (dance mix) ; Popular song. Performer: Joel Grey, Mika, Idina Menzel, Kristin Chenoweth, Carole Shelley, Norbert Leo Butz, Ariana Grande ; Stephen Oremus, conductor ; with various other performers.

 

Best of 2013

Posted on: December 5th, 2013 by ckopacek

Check out a winner of the 2013 Goodreads Choice Award. For the complete list click here.

And the Mountains EchoedAnd the Mountains Echoed

by Khaled Hosseini

Presents a story inspired by human love, how people take care of one another, and how choices resonate through subsequent generations. Afghanistan, 1952. Abdullah and his sister Pari live with their father and step-mother in the small village of Shadbagh. Their father, Saboor, is constantly in search of work and they struggle together through poverty and brutal winters. To Adbullah, Pari, as beautiful and sweet-natured as the fairy for which she was named, is everything.

 

Autistic BrainThe Autistic Brain

by Temple Grandin

When Temple Grandin was born in 1947, autism had only just been named. Today it is more prevalent than ever, with one in 88 children diagnosed on the spectrum. And our thinking about it has undergone a transformation in her lifetime: Autism studies have moved from the realm of psychology to neurology and genetics, and there is far more hope today than ever before thanks to groundbreaking new research into causes and treatments. Now Temple Grandin reports from the forefront of autism science, bringing her singular perspective to a thrilling journey into the heart of the autism revolution.

 

Cold DaysCold Days

by Jim Butcher

After being murdered by a mystery assailant, navigating his way through the realm between life and death, and being brought back to the mortal world, Harry realizes that maybe death wasn’t all that bad. Because he is no longer Harry Dresden, Chicago’s only professional wizard. He is now Harry Dresden, Winter Knight to Mab, the Queen of Air and Darkness. After Harry had no choice but to swear his fealty, Mab wasn’t about to let something as petty as death steal away the prize she had sought for so long. And now, her word is his command, no matter what she wants him to do, no matter where she wants him to go, and no matter who she wants him to kill. Beset by enemies new and old, Harry must gather his friends and allies, prevent the annihilation of countless innocents, and find a way out of his eternal subservience before his newfound powers claim the only thing he has left to call his own…His soul.

Fall of ArthurThe Fall of Arthur

by J.R.R. Tolkien

The Fall of Arthur, the only venture by J.R.R. Tolkien into the legends of Arthur, king of Britain, may well be regarded as his finest and most skillful achievement in the use of Old English alliterative meter, in which he brought to his transforming perceptions of the old narratives a pervasive sense of the grave and fateful nature of all that is told: of Arthur’s expedition overseas into distant heathen lands, of Guinevere’s flight from Camelot, of the great sea battle on Arthur’s return to Britain, in the portrait of the traitor Mordred, in the tormented doubts of Lancelot in his French castle.

 

I am MalalaI Am Malala

by Malala Yousafzai

When the Taliban took control of the Swat Valley in Pakistan, one girl spoke out. Malala Yousafzai refused to be silenced and fought for her right to an education. On Tuesday, October 9, 2012, when she was fifteen, she almost paid the ultimate price. She was shot in the head at point-blank range while riding the bus home from school, and few expected her to survive. Instead, Malala’s miraculous recovery has taken her on an extraordinary journey from a remote valley in northern Pakistan to the halls of the United Nations in New York. At sixteen, she has become a global symbol of peaceful protest and the youngest nominee ever for the Nobel Peace Prize.

 

InfernoInferno

by Dan Brown

In the heart of Italy, Harvard professor of symbology Robert Langdon is drawn into a harrowing world centered on one of history’s most enduring and mysterious literary masterpieces . . . Dante’s Inferno. Against this backdrop, Langdon battles a chilling adversary and grapples with an ingenious riddle that pulls him into a landscape of classic art, secret passageways, and futuristic science. Drawing from Dante’s dark epic poem, Langdon races to find answers and decide whom to trust . . . before the world is irrevocably altered.

 

Jim HensonJim Henson the Biography

by Brian Jay Jones

This extraordinary biography–written with the generous cooperation of the Henson family–covers the full arc of Henson’s all-too-brief life: from his childhood in Leland, Mississippi, through the years of burgeoning fame in America, to the decade of international celebrity that preceded his untimely death at age fifty-three. Drawing on hundreds of hours of new interviews with Henson’s family, friends, and closest collaborators, as well as unprecedented access to private family and company archives, Brian Jay Jones explores the creation of the Muppets, Henson’s contributions to “Sesame Street “and” Saturday Night Live, “and his nearly ten-year campaign to bring “The Muppet Show” to television.

 

Life After LifeLife After Life

by Kate Atkinson

On a cold and snowy night in 1910, Ursula Todd is born to an English banker and his wife. She dies before she can draw her first breath. On that same cold and snowy night, Ursula Todd is born, lets out a lusty wail, and embarks upon a life that will be, to say the least, unusual. For as she grows, she also dies, repeatedly, in a variety of ways, while the young century marches on towards its second cataclysmic world war. Does Ursula’s apparently infinite number of lives give her the power to save the world from its inevitable destiny? And if she can — will she? Darkly comic, startlingly poignant, and utterly original — this is Kate Atkinson at her absolute best.

 

Lover at LastLover at Last

by J.R. Ward

Qhuinn, son of no one, is used to being on his own. Disavowed from his bloodline, shunned by the aristocracy, he has finally found an identity as one of the most brutal fighters in the war against the Lessening Society. But his life is not complete. Even as the prospect of having a family of his own seems to be within reach, he is empty on the inside, his heart given to another….

 

 

MaddAddamMaddAddam

by Margaret Atwood

Months after the Waterless Flood pandemic has wiped out most of humanity, Toby and Ren have rescued their friend Amanda from the vicious Painballers. They return to the MaddAddamite cob house, newly fortified against man and giant pigoon alike. Accompanying them are the Crakers, the gentle, quasi-human species engineered by the brilliant but deceased Crake. Their reluctant prophet, Snowman-the-Jimmy, is recovering from a debilitating fever, so it’s left to Toby to preach the Craker theology, with Crake as Creator. She must also deal with cultural misunderstandings, terrible coffee, and her jealousy over her lover, Zeb.

 

Ocean at the End of the LaneThe Ocean at the End of the Lane

by Neil Gaiman

Sussex, England. A middle-aged man returns to his childhood home to attend a funeral. Although the house he lived in is long gone, he is drawn to the farm at the end of the road, where, when he was seven, he encountered a most remarkable girl, Lettie Hempstock, and her mother and grandmother. He hasn’t thought of Lettie in decades, and yet as he sits by the pond (a pond that she’d claimed was an ocean) behind the ramshackle old farmhouse, the unremembered past comes flooding back. And it is a past too strange, too frightening, too dangerous to have happened to anyone, let alone a small boy.

 

Sleep DoctorDoctor Sleep

by Stephen King

Haunted by the inhabitants of the Overlook Hotel, where he spent one horrific childhood year, Dan has been drifting for decades, desperate to shed his father’s legacy of despair, alcoholism, and violence. Finally, he settles in a New Hampshire town, an AA community that sustains him, and a job at a nursing home where his remnant shining power provides the crucial final comfort to the dying. Aided by a prescient cat, he becomes “Doctor Sleep.” Then Dan meets the evanescent Abra Stone, and it is her spectacular gift, the brightest shining ever seen, that reignites Dan’s own demons and summons him to a battle for Abra’s soul and survival.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Comedies from the UK

Posted on: December 2nd, 2013 by ckopacek

Laugh like a drain with these comedies from across the pond.

Bean

Bean

Mr. Bean is sent on a mission to California to escort the world famous painting of “Whistler’s Mother” to its new home in the Grierson Gallery. What the gallery owner, one of the richest men in America, and his curator David Langley believe, is that Mr. Bean is Dr. Bean, a renowned art expert. In fact he is just a sleepy-headed, wildly eccentric museum guard. He is also the clumsiest, craziest, wackiest, wildest, most bizarre character they have ever come across, and certainly not someone you would entrust one of the world’s most valuable paintings to.

 

Doc Martin

Doc Martin

When the brilliant but socially awkward and neurotic Doc Martin develops an aversion to blood, he abandons his career as a celebrated London surgeon and becomes the only doctor in a sleepy small town where his tactless manner soon has everybody in an uproar.

 

 

Driving Lessons

Driving Lessons

Evangelical Christian do-gooder, Laura Marshall fills her home with down-and-out boarders. Laura’s shy teenage son, Ben, lands a job tending to self-proclaimed “Dame” Evie Walton, an over-the-hill actress with the mouth of a drunken sailor and an insatiable lust for life. The battle for Ben’s soul begins as Evie shanghais Ben away from his repressive roots and transforms him from a boy to a man.

 

 

Fawlty Towers

Fawlty Towers

Monty Python’s John Cleese is the sharp-tongued, short-fused innkeeper in this award-winning series. Includes 12 newly mastered episodes and an exclusive interview with Cleese.

 

 

French and Saunders

French & Saunders: On the Rocks

Comedy skits from the BBC series French & Saunders. Includes two French & Saunders Christmas Specials.

 

 

 

Keeping Mum

Keeping Mum

An absent-minded vicar of a rural parish is so distracted by the pressures of his job that he fails to notice his wife’s dalliance with her brash golf instructor, his daughter’s parade of new boyfriends, and his young son’s regular trouncing by the school’s bullies. Enter their new housekeeper, Grace, the answer to the family’s prayers. Grace is a sweet old lady with her own distinctive definition of cleaning house.

 

 

Keeping Up Appearances

Keeping Up Appearances

Tireless social climber Hyacinth Bucket (pronounced ‘Bouquet’ of course) tries her hardest to fit in with high society. All six episodes of the first season. Includes the complete first season of Keeping Up Appearances. Episodes are: The Name is Bouquet: B-U-C-K-E-T, Welcoming the Dishy Vicar, Visiting an Acquaintance’s Stately Home, A Fate Worse Than Senility, Daisy and Her Toy Boy, and How to Manage a Family Christening… as well as outtakes and cast bios.

 

 Monty Pythons Flying Circus

The complete Monty Python’s flying circus

Comedy sketches and animation from the influential British comedy show. This set includes the 14 discs on the Complete Set, plus the 2-DVD set of Monty Python Live!

 

 

 

Mrs Henderson Presents

Mrs. Henderson Presents

Recently widowed and well-to-do Laura Henderson needs a diversion to see her through war torn London. On a whim she buys the derelict Windmill theatre in the West End and persuades impresario Vivian Van Damm to run it. The two don’t seem to get along at all. Although their idea of a non-stop revue is at first a success, other theatres begin to copy the idea and disaster looms. Laura suggests they put nudes in the show, but Van Damm points out that the Lord Chamberlain, who licenses live shows in Britain, is likely to have something to say about this. Luckily for Laura, she is friends with him.

 

Wild Target

Wild Target

Rose is a free-spirited thief who finds herself in the crosshairs of a world-class assassin named Victor. But when Victor spares Rose’s life, the lonely-hearted hitman sets off an outrageous chain of events that turns both their worlds upside down. Joined by a gun-toting apprentice, the unlikely trio teams up to thwart the murderous intentions of Victor’s unhappy client.

 

 

 

 

Family Road Trip

Posted on: November 27th, 2013 by ckopacek

Don’t forget these favorites for you family holiday road trip!

Bad Beginning

The Bad Beginning

by Lemony Snicket

After the sudden death of their parents, the three Baudelaire children must depend on each other and their wits when it turns out that the distant relative who is appointed their guardian is determined to use any means necessary to get their fortune.

 

Chronicles of Narnia

Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe

by C. S. Lewis

Lucy is the first to find the secret of the wardrobe in the professor’s mysterious old house. At first her brothers and sister don’t believe her when she tells of her visit to the land of Narnia. But soon Edmund, then Peter and Susan step through the wardrobe themselves. In Narnia they find a country buried under the evil enchantment of the White Witch. When they meet the Lion Aslan, they realize they’ve been called to a great adventure and bravely join the battle to free Narnia from the Witch’s sinister spell.

Graveyard Book

Graveyard Book

by Neil Gaiman

Nobody Owens, known to his friends as Bod, is a normal boy. He would be completely normal if he didn’t live in a sprawling graveyard, being raised and educated by ghosts, with a solitary guardian who belongs to neither the world of the living nor of the dead. There are dangers and adventures in the graveyard for a boy. But if Bod leaves the graveyard, then he will come under attack from the man Jacke, who has already killed Bod’s family.

Harry Potter

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone

by J. K. Rowling

Harry Potter has no idea how famous he is. That’s because he’s being raised by his miserable muggle aunt and uncle who are terrified Harry will learn that he’s a wizard, just as his parents were. But everything changes when Harry is summoned to attend an infamous school for wizards and he begins to discover some clues about his illustrious birthright.

 

How to Train Your Dragon

How to train Your Dragon

by Cressida Cowell

Chronicles the adventures and misadventures of Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III as he tries to pass the important initiation test of his Viking clan, the Tribe of the Hairy Hooligans, by catching and training a dragon.

 

 

Lightning Thief

Lightning Thief

by Rick Riordan

Twelve-year-old Percy Jackson is about to be kicked out of boarding school . . . again. No matter how hard he tries, he can’t seem to stay out of trouble. But can he really be expected to stand by and watch while a bully picks on his scrawny best friend? Or not defend himself against his pre-algebra teacher when she turns into a monster and tries to kill him? Of course, no one believes Percy about the monster incident; he’s not even sure he believes himself.

Lord of the Rings

Lord of the Rings

by J. R. R. Tolkien

For over fifty years, J.R.R. Tolkien’s peerless fantasy has accumulated worldwide acclaim as the greatest adventure tale ever written. No other writer has created a world as distinct as Middle-earth, complete with its own geography, history, languages, and legends. And no one has created characters as endearing as Tolkien’s large-hearted, hairy-footed hobbits. Tolkien’s The Lord of the Rings continues to seize the imaginations of readers of all ages, and this new three-volume edition is designed to appeal to the youngest of them.

Mixed up Files

From the Mixed-up Files of Mrs. Basil E. Frankweiler

by E. L. Konigsburg

When Claudia decided to run away, she planned very carefully. She would be gone just long enough to teach her parents a lesson in Claudia appreciation. And she would go in comfort-she would live at the Metropolitan Museum of Art. She saved her money, and she invited her brother Jamie to go, mostly because be was a miser and would have money.Claudia was a good organizer and Jamie bad some ideas, too; so the two took up residence at the museum right on schedule. But once the fun of settling in was over, Claudia had two unexpected problems: She felt just the same, and she wanted to feel different; and she found a statue at the Museum so beautiful she could not go home until she bad discovered its maker, a question that baffled the experts, too.The former owner of the statue was Mrs. Basil E. Frankweiler. Without her-well, without her, Claudia might never have found a way to go home.

Peter and the Starcatchers

Peter and the Starcatchers

by Dave Barry

In an evocative and fast-paced adventure on the high seas and on a faraway island an orphan boy named Peter and his mysterious new friend, Molly, overcome bands of pirates and thieves in their quest to keep a fantastical secret safe and save the world from evil.

 

 

Red Pyramid

Red Pyramid

by Rick Riordan

Since his mother’s death six years ago, Carter Kane has been living out of a suitcase, traveling the globe with his father, the brilliant Egyptologist Dr. Julius Kane. But while Carter’s been homeschooled, his younger sister, Sadie, has been living with their grandparents in London. Sadie has just what Carter wants — school friends and a chance at a “normal” life. But Carter has just what Sadie longs for — time with their father. After six years of living apart, the siblings have almost nothing in common. Until now.On Christmas Eve, Sadie and Carter are reunited when their father brings them to the British Museum, with a promise that he’s going to “make things right.” But all does not go according to plan: Carter and Sadie watch as Julius summons a mysterious figure, who quickly banishes their father and causes a fiery explosion.Soon Carter and Sadie discover that the gods of Ancient Egypt are waking, and the worst of them — Set — has a frightening scheme.

Short History of Nearly Everything

A Short History of Nearly Everything

by Bill Bryson

In A Walk in the Woods, Bill Bryson trekked the Appalachian Trail — well, most of it. In In A Sunburned Country, he confronted some of the most lethal wildlife Australia has to offer. Now, in his biggest book, he confronts his greatest challenge: to understand — and, if possible, answer — the oldest, biggest questions we have posed about the universe and ourselves.

 

 

How are you feeling?

Posted on: November 26th, 2013 by ckopacek

Need help expressing a feeling? Check out one of these titles from our juvenile collection.

Bear and BeeBear and Bee

by Sergio Ruzzier

After a nice long hibernation, Bear wakes up and craves some honey. But Bear is worried. He believes that bees are big, scary creatures who do not share their honey. But Bear’s new friend just happens to be a bee! And Bee is small and most certainly is not scary. But do bees share honey?

Happy Sad Silly Mad

Happy, Sad, Silly, Mad

by John Mitchell

Awash in vibrant color and good cheer, “Happy, Sad, Silly, Mad” portrays a diverse range of children in situations evocative of a variety of emotions and feelings. It is perfect for readers of all ages to explore their moods, reactions, and responses to life’s moments, both predictable and surprising.

Hurty Feelings

Hurty Feelings

by Helen Lester

Fragility was a solid piece of work. But despite her sturdy exterior, Fragility was fragile. Anything and everything hurt her feelings. In the most benign compliment, Fragility heard an insult causing her to flop on the ground and weep. Fragility’s friends stop speaking to her for fear of another fit, but Rudy, a very rude bully, has other ideas.

Jealous

Jealous

by Sara Medina

In this title, children explore the reasons why they may feel jealous, how to recognize feelings of jealousy, and appropriate action to take when they have jealous feelings.

 

Manage Feelings

Manage Feelings

by Sarah Tieck

In this book, engaging text pairs with striking photos to explore emotions such as anger, sadness, and fear, including the fight-or-flight response. Readers will learn what causes feelings, including how their brain and body work together to act on emotions, and how to manage and express feelings.

 

Sally Sore Loser

Sally Sore Loser

by Frank J. Sileo

After having her classmates walk away from her during a soccer game at recess because she hogs the ball, is bossy, and cares only about winning, Sally gets some good advice from her teacher and her mother.

 

 

Theos Mood

Theo’s Mood

by Maryann Cocca Leffler

It’s Mood Monday and Miss Cady’s class is sharing how they feel after the weekend. But Theo doesn’t know whether he’s in a good mood or a bad mood. He has a new baby sister and he isn’t just happy like Eric who got a new bike or sad like April who lost her dog. As Theo’s classmates discuss all their feelings, he realizes he’s not in a good mood or a bad mood–he’s all those things!

Tina Tells the Truth

Tina Tells the Truth

by Ruth Perle

Tina the Truthful Tiger tells the truth in a way that hurts her friends’ feelings. With the help of the AlphaPets, Tina finds out how to tell the truth in a friendly and thoughtful way.

 

Too Shy for Show and Tell

Too Shy for Show and Tell

by Beth Bracken

Sam is a quiet little boy who hates show-and-tell. Just thinking about it makes his stomach hurt. Sam must find a way to conquer his fear of show-and-tell.

 

Worried

Worried

by Sara Medina

In this title, children explore the reasons why they may feel worried, how to recognize these feelings, and appropriate action to take when they feel worried.

 

 

Biographies

Posted on: October 1st, 2013 by ckopacek

Enjoy one of our recently purchased biographies.

American IsisAmerican Isis

by Carl E. Rollyson

On the fiftieth anniversary of Sylvia Plath’s death, Carl Rollyson gives us a new biography that shows her as a powerful figure who embraced both high and low culture, a writer who wanted nothing less than to become central to the mythology of modern consciousness. This is the first biography of Plath to use materials newly deposited in the Ted Hughes archive at the British Library to create a fresh and starting look at this American icon.

 

As I Knew HimAs I knew him : my dad, Rod Serling

by Anne Serling

A celebration of Serling’s extraordinary relationship with her father, the host of “The Twilight Zone,” and the qualities she came to prize through him; empathy, kindness, and an uncompromising sense of social justice.

 

 

C S LewisC. S. Lewis : a life : eccentric genius, reluctant prophet

by Alister E. McGrath

Fifty years after his death, C.S. Lewis continues to inspire and fascinate millions. He was a towering intellectual figure, a popular fiction author, and an atheist-turned-Christian thinker. McGrath paints a definitive portrait of the life of C.S. Lewis.

 

 

Curious ManA curious man : the strange and brilliant life of Robert “Believe it or not” Ripley

by Neal Thompson

A Curious Man is the marvelously compelling biography of Robert “Believe It or Not” Ripley, the enigmatic cartoonist turned globetrotting millionaire who won international fame by celebrating the world’s strangest oddities, and whose outrageous showmanship taught us to believe in the unbelievable.

 

 

Happy Happy HappyHappy, Happy, Happy : my life and legacy as the Duck Commander

by Phil Robertson

This no-holds-barred autobiography chronicles the remarkable life of Phil Robertson, the original Duck Commander and Duck Dynasty star, from early childhood through the founding of a family business.

 

 

I RhodaI, Rhoda

by Valerie Harper

The beloved and award-winning television actress reflects on the role that made her famous on the groundbreaking series “The Mary Tyler Moore Show,” and on the spin-off show “Rhoda”–and the pressures of helming her own sitcom, “Valerie.”

 

 

Im Not Gonna LieI’m not gonna lie, and other lies you tell when you turn 50

by George Lopez

Newly single and ready to embrace life, Lopez was excited to turn 50. He spent his entire 49th year waiting for the calendar to flip to that magic number. But it suddenly hit him: he was old. From dating younger women to fighting the uphill battle of staying in shape, he tells the unabashed, and often hilarious, truth about aging–as only he can.

 

Lady at the OK CorralLady at the O.K. Corral : the true story of Josephine Marcus Earp

by Ann Kirschner

For nearly fifty years, she lived with the most famous lawman of the Old West. Yet Josephine Sarah Marcus Earp has nearly been erased from Western lore. In this fascinating biography, Ann Kirschner brings Josephine out of the shadows of history to tell her full story; a spirited and colorful tale of ambition, adventure, selfinvention, and romance reflective of America itself.

 

 

Lucky MeLucky me : my life with–and without–my mom, Shirley MacLaine

by Sachi Parker

The only child of MacLaine and her husband of thirty years, Steve Parker, Sachi’s surreal childhood began when she was sent to Japan at the age of two–though her mother would sometimes claim Sachi was six–to live with her mercurial father and his mistress. She divides her time being raised by a Japanese governess and going back and forth to L.A. to be with her mother, hamming it up on movie sets, in photo shoots, and Hollywood parties.

 

Rita MorenoRita Moreno : a memoir

by Rita Moreno

In this luminous memoir, Rita Moreno shares her remarkable journey from impoverished Puerto Rican girl to Hollywood legend–and one of the few performers, and the only Hispanic, to win an Oscar, Grammy, Tony and two Emmys.

 

 

UnsinkableUnsinkable : a memoir

by Debbie Reynolds

The definitive memoir by legendary actress and performer Debbie Reynolds; an entertaining and moving story of enduring friendships and unbreakable family bonds, of hitting bottom and rising to the top again; that offers a unique and deeply personal perspective on Hollywood and its elite, from the glory days of MGM to the present